It's Here!!!

The other day, while doing absolutely nothing and watching TV (yeahhh summer!), this attractive lady came on the screen dripping in diamond bracelets. Needless to say, I looked up, stopped eating, and began scheming on how I could be television-worthy and own a tabletop full of stones.

Turns out, the commerical was about the coolest/funniest/best idea EVER. Basically, it was a service for women to sell the jewelry their ex-boyfriends have given them.





HAHA. FUCKING GENIUS.

There's even this thing called the “break-up box” and it's this glorified way of sending in your jewelry!

I hope you realize that this basically revolutionizes those break up bags. Oh hush, you know what I mean. Those paper bags or shoe boxes shoved in the back of your closet with all the stuff your ex gave you that you'll basically never throw away because you heart him but you don't want to look at EVER again so you just hide it far away and pretend it isn't there. Well, now you can make money off of it and I don't have to worry about paying for law school...

(Just kidding, I still will.)

But seriously, what crazy power-bitch invented this website? Whoever she is, I'd kinda like to send her a “Thank You” card.

While I think the concept is really good, I also find it surprisingly hilarious. Can you imagine the next conversation with your ex?

"“Oh, hello Brandon. No you may not talk to me. You know how much our relationship was worth? Well, do you? Only $2,548. Yeah, that's it – for 2 fucking years! Get away from me.”

Besides, cashing in on a painful relationship is infinitely better than talking about how you cried yourself to sleep for the 8 months afterwards....duhhh.

Outofyourlife.com's promise to you:

"While we won't be able to tell you what you ever saw in him, we can answer your questions about how to sell your engagement ring and other break-up jewelry with our simple and straightforward service."

Go bears.


xoxo